My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
just a friendly reminder that we are closer to 2017 than 2007
Not ok
Ironic and Unfortunate Shirts Worn in Mugshots [via]
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed
when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
the voices of my dead ancestors
have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
